Radio Idiots

Listened to Mason & Ireland yesterday [Los Angeles radio duo on AM 710, ostensibly it is a sports show], which as usual was a total mistake [because they are idiots. At least Mason is.]

But my justification was I WAS A HOSTAGE IN MY OWN CAR. I had to listen to something. But they were discussing "hot women over 40." And first of all, they had no concept of how old anyone was ... they were totally unprepared for the discussion. [They did correctly name only women, to their credit.] As usual, they were winging it. And badly.

But they did come up with the usual suspects, and a few odd ducks. Annette Bening [hot for over 50, they said.] Christie Brinkley. Teri Hatcher. Diane Lane. Demi Moore [who, as I was just discussing the other day, was only hot for about 10 minutes when she was 22. Let's not confuse "in great shape" for "hot." Let's face it, Aston Kutcher has a prettier face than she ever did.] Diane Keaton [smokin' hot for 60, according to Steve Mason, a man who will make no one forget Oscar Levant.] Sally Kirkland, age 62, got a mention. But we won't go into that here.

What I most object to was the reaction [laughter and derision] of the two at the mention of Ms. Fran Drescher's name. Ms. Drescher, who just turned 49, was hot, is hot, and may only be getting hotter. The deal she cut with El Diablo has not been as yet revealed, but for the LOVE OF MIKE, she singes all within 30 yards! Check her out. All men who scoff at her hotness must report to me for a brutal beating.

Enough of that. It feels good to blog again.